RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE. What ensues is a wildly humorous nightmare - a fantastically bizarre polemic on modern day morality. 0. Complete with a Santa Claus that Mommy won't be kissing under the: mistletoe! RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing. It deserves to be a bonafide Christmas movie classic. hit enter to search or esc to close. Rare Exports - Online Screening. But this particular Santa isn't the one you want coming to town. RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing. In this version, Santa Claus isn’t so nice. Released: 2010-11-24 Going back to the original Christmas legends of what would happen to the naughty and nice children this film plays around with Nordic legends of Father Christmas and does it very well. The Coca Cola Santa was just a hoax” relates little Pietari to his friend, as he explains what he’s discovered about the original Bad Santa. The Rare Exports Movie Trailer has premiered.Rare Exports (2010) is directed by Jalmari Helander and stars Peeter Jakobi, Onni Tommila, and Ilmari Järvenpää. It's the eve of Christmas in northern Finland and an "archeological" dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game - Complete Edition. This Christmas everyone will believe in Santa Claus. Conceived with winking humor and a terrific visual style, the pic is a rare treat. Rare Exports. Directed by Jalmari Helander and Starring Onni Tommila, Peeter Jakobi, Jorma Tommila. Contactmusic. But this particular Santa isn’t the one you want coming to town. Don’t be fooled by the twinkly eyes, round tummy and red suit: “the real Santa was totally different. The film is based on the 2003 short film Rare Exports Inc. and its 2005 sequel Rare Exports: The Official Safety Instructions by Jalmari Helander and Juuso Helander, both of which involve a company that traps wild Santa Clauses … Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale; Turn off light Favorite Comments (0) Report. When local children begin disappearing, Pietari and his father capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the corporation sponsoring the dig. Do you believe in Santa Claus? New York Times Critic’s Pick Dark Humor / Suspense Drama Director Jalmari Helandar, Finland, 2010, 82 min., NR, in English and Finnish with English subs. Movies. Based on award winning shorts of director Jalmari Helander that have already acquired a … Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, a Finnish film from director Jalmari Helander, presents its own warped take on the jolly Christmas saint. Directed by Jalmari Helander. Browse All Movies Browse All Shows. 82 min | 2010 | Finland | R | Dark Humor/Suspense | $10.00 per household. [Oscilloscope Laboratories]. What ensues is a wildly humorous nightmare - a fantastically bizarre polemic on modern day morality. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale ‪2010‬ ... Trailer. S anta is one bad mamma jamma in Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, a yuletide fable that’s equal parts sincere, silly, and scary.Writer-director Jalmari Helander’s film—a prequel of sorts to two shorts—begins with a U.S. excavation team digging deep into an Arctic Finnish mountain, where something frozen in ice has been deliberately buried. Videos. Why have all the reindeer been slaughtered? RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing. This Christmas everyone will believe in Santa Claus. Trailer best viewed full screen. Get Tickets for Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. In the depths of the Korvatunturi mountains, 486 meters deep, lies the closest ever guarded secret of Christmas. A thing of frigid beauty and twisted playfulness. Summary: It's the eve of Christmas in northern Finland, and an 'archeological' dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. Rare Exports: A Christmas Story (Red Band Trailer), Now Playing: Rare Exports: A Christmas Story (Red Band Trailer), Notable Video Game Releases: New and Upcoming, Best of 2018: Film Awards and Nominations, Music title data, credits, and images provided by, Movie title data, credits, and poster art provided by. With Jorma Tommila, Onni Tommila, Peeter Jakobi, Tommi Korpela. But this Santa isn't one you want coming to town. Artists. It's the eve of Christmas in northern Finland and an "archeological" dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. Not for young children. RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing. exhibitions; activities; artists; about; virtual cinema; exhibitions; activities; artists; about; virtual cinema RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing. Watch Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale trailer at Contactmusic.com. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to capture Santa and, with the help of fellow hunters, they look to sell him back to the corporation that sponsored the dig. The trailer made it look like it was a real horror Christmas movie, and it was, until a point when it wasn't any longer. Unnerving, funny, and inventive, Rare Exports combines an off-the-wall premise with... Rare Exports – a Christmas Tale Read More Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale - Movie Trailers - iTunes. When the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young Pietari and his father Rauno, a reindeer hunter by trade, capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the misguided leader of the multinational corporation sponsoring the dig. HD. The time has come to dig it up! Santa's elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader from captivity. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale ( 537 ) IMDb 6.7 1 h 22 min 2011 On the eve of Christmas a young boy sets out to discover the truth behind several strange goings on in his small isolated village. Browse Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale movie showtimes and book movie tickets for all GV, Cathay, Shaw, Filmgarde and WE Singapore cinemas. … Server 1. You can also watch the Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale trailer in High Definition on Apple. © 2021 METACRITIC, A RED VENTURES COMPANY. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale Trailer: It's the eve of Christmas in northern Finland, and an 'archeological' dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. On Christmas Eve in Finland, Santa Claus is unearthed in an archaeological dig. A darkly mischievous, bracingly original and thoroughly captivating Yuletide import. In the depths of the Korvatunturi mountains, 486 metres deep, lies the closest ever guarded secret of Christmas. On the eve of Christmas a young boy sets out to discover the truth behind several strange goings on in his small isolated village. Likely to become a winter favorite for those allergic to holiday treacle. Trailer Review: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale Danny Bowes. An. In this darkly comic gem, it's Christmas Eve in northern Finland, and an archeological dig has just unearthed Santa Claus. Santa's elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader from captivity. What ensues is a wildly humorous nightmare – a fantastically bizarre polemic on modern day morality. -- (C) Oscilloscope. : $10.00: $1.50 entertaining and inventive parody of traditional Christmas movie and horror genres.. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale is a 2010 Finnish fantasy film written and directed by Jalmari Helander about people living near Korvatunturi who discover the secret behind Santa Claus. But this particular Santa isn't the one you want coming to town. Watch Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale Online: Watch full length episodes, video clips, highlights and more. The time has come to dig it up. Rating (0) (No Ratings Yet) ... Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. Who took all the hairdryers and radiators? ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Please enter your birth date to watch this video: You are not allowed to view this material at this time. Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:09pm 5 comments Favorite This. 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